Big Store Embarrassment! I was in Coco Peri one day with my friends. We went there to look at the clothes they had there and I was sitting in a chair. When I got up I noticed that there was a red spot on the red chair. It was so embarrassing. I went and told the sales woman. She made me clean it up with water in front of the whole store… -Emily, 14, Fair Haven, NJ
I Threw up on my Teacher! To explain this, the classroom is separate from the school and you have to go outside to get inside to the main building.
I was in 8th grade, and I was madly in love with this teacher. Suddenly, in the middle of a lesson, this teacher announces that he’s having a baby. Then i started feeling really sick, but i didn’t want to say, so I just held it.
Halfway through the lesson, he calls me over and starts asking me if I’m feeling alright. I’m just about to throw up, literally, so i ran outside and to my surprise, i made it outside. I puked all over a tree. I just kept being sick, over and over. Unbeknown to me, the teacher had to go outside to check on these plants, and seeing me being sick, he came over to see if i was alright.
When I was finished, he started talking to me. I was feeling sick again, so i span around, but not fast enough. I splattered him with my vomit.
When I saw what had happened, I promptly fainted. When i woke up, he was saying my name, still covered in puke. Nice. – Katie, 15, Bathford
I Got Really Bad Nerves! i have been singing for 5 years. I had a competition today and i couldnt go toilet i got to the competition and i saw the crowd and choked up, i tried to push out the song so hard that i let off the biggest fart you could imagine. There was a band behind me and there was a microphone there to make the drums louder and the fart went in there and everyone herd it, and laughed. Then to make it worse the drummer got up and moved because he said it stank so bad. Lisa, 15
It’s Not My Toilet Paper…I Swear! I was in a store and there was a magic act going on. The magician called me up to the stand. Well i just got my period and didn’t have any tampons or pads. So I had to use toilet paper. When I was going up to the stand, the toilet paper fell out! My face turned completely red, while I was playing off like it wasn’t mine. Just then, I looked out and the crowd was full of guys! I’m never going to live that down. Luan, 15, Iowa
I Thought I Could Hold It! I was at the movies with my boyfriend. i really had to pee but i figured i could hold it so i didn’t leave. then a really funny part in the movie came along and i laughed my butt off. i didn’t realize it but i ended up peeing my pants. i looked down and noticed that it rolled down my chair onto his foot. he had a gross look on his face and just got up and left. i had tio call my mom to come get me! Kelsey, 14, AL
Neon Green Bra! One day when I was hanging out with my guys friends, it was cold so I asked to borrow my friend’s extra hoodie, which was really big on me. When we went the park, I decided that I would show off my skills and hang on the monkey bars. The hoodie fell off, taking my shirt off too. I jumped down and grabbed my shirt. I made sure that they wouldn’t tell but they still make fun of by neon green bra. Tuesday, 14, SC
Thanks Mother Nature! Well, i was hanging out with my cousin and a couple of guy friends. One of the guys had a big crush one me and I was trying to get to know the person also. I had a sexy black dress with boots on looking good as usual. I was sitting on the guy who had a crush on me bed and got up to check for something and i saw a big red spot on the guy’s white blanket. I sat down really quick hoping nobody saw it. Me and my cousin were thinking of an idea to deal with the problem. So i decided to say i was cold and took his blanket home to wash it but one of my(guy) friends knew what was going on but didnt tell… -Da1nOnly, 20, Paterson, NJ

Boredom Struck! I was bored one day, talking on the phone to my friend and laying on the couch doodling my crush Danny’s name on my arm in red pen with a heart around it, like a fake tattoo. After I got off the phone with my friend and a few hours past, my friend called back and asked if I wanted to go get some ice cream with her. So we went out, and after eating the ice cream we went for a walk in the park nearby. I took off my sweater ‘cuz I noticed it had a stain on it and my crush and some of his friends were throwing a football around nearby. I forgot about the “tattoo” on my arm. My friend, not noticing my arm, ran up to the guys to say HI, and I tagged behind. One of the guys noticed my arm and blurted out “Hey! Nice tattoo!”, and all the other guys laughed, except for Dany who was all red and looked at me like I was all creepy or something. I was so embarrassed that I forgot I put that on my arm, I just ran back to my friends car and waited for her.. -Tyann, 20, San Diego, CA
So Bad that I Missed the Dance! I was at the mall by myself, shopping for an outfit to wear to the dance later that night. Since it was supposed to be a quick trip there, and the dance was only a few hours away I was wearing sweats with a mustard stain on the knee because I just ate a hot dog after school. I had my hair in 4 messy braids (to make my hair wavy later) and I had shiny acne medication all over my face! So I ran into the store to quickly grab an outfit but someone asked if they could help me find anything. I turned around to say “no thanks” and I saw that it was my crush! (The one I was going to try and impress at the dance!) I was so embarrassed he saw me like that I didn’t even go. -Roxy, 14, Rio Rancho, NM
Brown Nose! I didn’t notice I had chocolate sauce on my nose and chin when I went back to school after lunch and I gave a 20 minute presentation to the class and walked around school all afternoon like that and nobody told me! I found out when I went to the bathroom and saw myself in the mirror! -Kate, 17, MN